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A sexual act when one skeets on a woman's face near the forehead and she wipes it away as if she were creating a combover.
"Damn, John not only did you donkey punch her, but you also gave her the cleveland combover!"
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Any male outfit that includes both a white patent leather (or plastic) belt, and matching white shoes.
The Full Cleveland is found many places, not just Cleveland. It is particularly common at American Legion dances.
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When ur wife finds a curly pube on the toilet seat from a party you had the night before.
Rochelle- One of your friends left his cleveland curlies on the toilet seat last night get in there and clean it up i almost puked looking at it.
Carlton- Im not cleaning that up thats some sick shit
When someone takes the straw from their iced coffee and shoves it up their ass. Then someone else sucks the coffee from the 1st parties dick
I was so thirsty today i drank a cleveland coffee from my uncle.
The act of shitting oneself while sleeping and also on another person in the bed unbeknownst to them.
My wife's making me sleep on the couch because I had a Cleveland Dreamer last nite.
A three-syllable term used to describe females living in Cleveland,OH with certain traits.
These traits include "Thirst-Trapping" via social media,then calling the trap victims thirsty. Paternity trapping,then calling the fathers dead beats,while living off of child support or a county check,Section 8,Food Stamps,specialized welfare programs and their 20-30hr per week,minimum wage - 10/hr job ,all while claiming to be "independent". Most of these females view an STNA certificate as a degree as well. You can usually spot them by tax time balling,where they either buy a used car that lasts all of 6 months or a new car with a note they can only afford for three months,before it's repossessed,buy themselves multiple bundles of weave,outfits and shoes,pay for their "Vegas girls trip" while only buyung their children 2 outfits and either spiderman or frozen shoes depending on the gender. They are also prone to telling every new man they sleep with that they haven't had sex in three months,they have most likely had sex with one or more of your friends,and are card-carrying clinic members who regularly have to take antibiotics for STDs. They are never truthful about who they are sleeping with,how many men they are sleeping with,and the ones they do usually claim are ones they say have "swag" and are on the DL. They are also prone to putting you in jail,then hashtagging "free (your name)" as if they weren't responsible.
I don't mess with these Cleveland Hoes. They're bad for you.
When a group of big dudes surrounds a small girl and grind on her. A birthday celebration tradition common in Cleveland.
It is that girl's birthday, lets give her some Cleveland in the middle.
All I want for my birthday is some Cleveland in the Middle
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