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A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}
Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"
Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.
"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"
A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.
Gross.
A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.
Woah that dude sure is an Acelin Clinger
When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.
Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend
Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.
When you’re low-key clingy, but gotta wait til the sun go down so that you can blame your clinginess on your boyfriend.
Guy: relaxing
Girl: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girl: (attacks boyfriend)
Guy: girl, you a night clinger!