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Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.
1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.
Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.
Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently
All normal human beings are closet racists
A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.
man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!
A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.