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a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather
a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend
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When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.
Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
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Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to
Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...
Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
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COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY
I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.
NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
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A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.
John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show
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To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
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