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Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
This CLASSIC party game is exactly what it sounds like. Someone fills up the biggest container to be found with some form of alcohol. The first player chugs from it until satisfied, and then pronounces, "WOW, that was a big container!" Generally, people accentuate the word "big" so that people understand that it is a big container. The player then passes the container to the next person and play continues until the container is empty. Only then does everyone say in unison, "WOW, that was a big container!"
Dude, let's bust out the big container tonight.
I've been waiting all week for some big container.
Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.
My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.
A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.
That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).
Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities
Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"