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Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes
Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.
Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken
Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!
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Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.
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Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's
Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties
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The only know prevention mechanism against the horrors of cooties.
Recite:
"Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot"
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One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.
"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"
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A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.
No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!