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cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013


cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022


cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020


Cottage Cheese

A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.

We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.

If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.

No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.

by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021


Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021


Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021


cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.

Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!

by urmeanium August 24, 2021