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crock

the act of smoking a spliff

last night i was with dave and we crocked a fatty

by juelz October 25, 2005

2πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


that's a crock (of shit)

that is not true/bullshit/crap.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

47πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


artemis crock

Character from the popular show Young Justice. An archer and very fit lady. Do not fuck with her.

Damn, we need an Artemis Crock Muscle Apreciation day.

by Gay or european? November 27, 2017

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny March 24, 2014

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


crock of shit

When you express your disbelief in what someone is saying and you believe it to believe false, or an outright lie, and it is presented to you as if it were real or totally the opposite as if it were correct or good for you. Three words often associated with what the United States Government says about something, or what words are often spoken from of the president's mouth, or presidential candidates mouth, or any other government official attempting to convince you of something that is totally absurd and wrong or bad for you, not good. To indicate that someone is attempting to present to you an entire bucket full of defecation, excrement, or shit.

Examples of a crock of shit: β€œyou can keep your doctor’s if you want”, β€œit is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, β€œonly citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”

by Billy BullSchitter August 6, 2016

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.

Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!

by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž