Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.
I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing
A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.
Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!
Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!
An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet
Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt
Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.
(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.
2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.
1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.
Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!