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When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper
I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.
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someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'
That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber
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The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles. The temperature of the frozen ice cream will make your penis so cold and frigid that it will be automatically erect and have a greenish tint to it, much like a cucumber. Often mistaken for its close relative, the "Winter Hulk".
"Me girlfriend's comin' over tonight. Methinks I'll be givin' 'er the ol'
cucumber sundae, arrgh!"
Man: Hey babe, you hungry for a cucumber sundae?
Girlfriend: OM NOM NOM NOM
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A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.
*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"
1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.
2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad
1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.
2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers
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the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.
Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.
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The act of putting hot sauce on a penis and having vaginal sex.
My vaginia still burns from your Spicy Cucumber.
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