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A name that Dave Chappelle used to refer Condoleeza Rice, during the "White Supremacist" sketch of the first episode of Chappelle's Show.
"Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her to Mexico have the Mexicans eat her!"
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Cunnilingus is when you stick your hands in a girls pussy and pull out a big black terd and rub it on your penis
Cunnilingus is when you eat a girls pussy then dig in and find some poop and get it then slowly stick it in her ass and send that shit back to her stomach
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If you're a male who decides to stay abstinent until either marriage or a committed relationship, the exception made to only engage in cunnilingus (oral stimulation on the female genitalia) as a form of erotic foreplay or as an alternative to sex.
This may seem highly hypocritical to many people since "oral sex" is viewed as being just as intimate as vaginal intercourse, but the idea is keeping your own private area "pure" until you have either met the right person and/or have gotten married.
The cunnilingus exception is not for everyone, but it is a personal lifestyle choice that a few people (including myself) have made. This can also be for religious, spiritual, or philosophical reasons.
The cunnilingus exception is like "having your cake and eating it too". Pun intended. :-)
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v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.
Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)
"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"
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The act of a woman's mouth roughly sucking the whole dick.
Damn James, that bitch Stacey gave some good male cunnilingus.
The act of making a linguolabial trill (a raspberry) while performing cunnilingus. The phrase may also describe the sound the trill makes.
Sure, Mozart was a great composer, but did he ever give his wife a cunnilingual symphony?
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To be rudely interrupted while worshipping at the holiest of wholes. A mid-toungue-dart interruption.
"Horatio is truly fine at deeply inspecting my cooze with his tonsils, but last night his mom walked in mid-tang lick."
"Oh No! Not Cunnilingus Interuptus!"
"Yeah, can you believe it! Totally bitched my mood."
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