While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.
Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.
“You fucking Custard Boy”
when your ass is the consistency of custard
just a sloppy hole
dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night
OI ya custard ass
Another name for cum
Also known as jizz or man mayo.
“Pour your lust custard over my fun crumble”
A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.
"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"