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During sexual intercourse the man becomes annoyed or angered with his female partner, typically because of her poor performance, so he places his anus over the his partner's vagina and farts. The explosion of flatulence inside her vagina will cause your partner severe pain, and she will leave immediately, effectively relieving you of her unsatisfying performance.
I started hooking up with this chick, but she was horrible in bed, and I couldn't stand it. So I gave her an Arabian Depth Charge. That sure sent her running for the hills!
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A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.
Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.
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While listening to your iPod a very old song you havent heard in years plays that you forgot was even on it.
Ace of Base... wow! thats "from the depths of the iPod."
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Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.
Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!
Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
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When you do an upper decker in someone’s toilet dressed like the abominable snowman.
Hey, I just did a Himalayan depth charge! Of course I was in Tibet so I scared the hell out of the locals.
Similar to motorboating, except performed on a girl's ass.
Those midgets in the bar were depth charging those girl's asses all night!
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When your penetration of the snatch enters uncharted territories of the channel
{Deep Thrust} Girl: "AHhhhiiiieee" Bro: "Bet you like that depth charge bitch!"
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