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Your personal lexicon. If you're legit, it's full of dope shit.
"Damn you cracks me up! Your verbal diary half belongs on urban dictionary!"
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a person that writes to often about themselves in a diary, sometimes not even their on diary.
sometimes spelled diarrehor
dude 1: Rebeca stole my diary and wrote in it!
dude 2: Told you she was a diary whore
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Series of 3 books by English/British author Sarra Manning, about a seriously cool vintage-wearin,g girl Edie. She falls in love with serial heartbreaker/art boy Dylan and they have lots of adventures in Manchester (which is actually an incredibly boring place. I live there).
About as brilliant as girlish teen reads get.
Girl: "Im leaving you."
Boy: "Not Edward Cullen D:"
Girl: "No. Dylan Kowalski. Diary Of A Crush. LOOK HIM UP."
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a fucking FULL ON book that is super confronting and super lit that EVERYONE needs to read ASAP
the bunker diary is the best book ever
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When you eat a girl out while she is on her period and then tell her family what you did
Hi father in-law me and your daughter did vampire diaries last night
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the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information
Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip
John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".
Brenda: "How did you find that out?".
John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".
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a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.
Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie
Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
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