Kenny Disease

This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.

Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)

the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.

We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.

Kenos Disease

Having already spent at least 8 months on a level, but needing to readjust your muscle memory to fit the needs of another version of the same level.

Ex: Playing Kenos, then struggling on Sakupen Hell

“The wave that is slower than the other wave is too hard because of my muscle memory. Help. Suffering with Kenos Disease guys.” -Npesta

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

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CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

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swag disease

when you way too lit got too much drip way too rich fuck all the bitches a straight up rockstar

"bruh whats gotten into you?" bitches love me man i got swag disease

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Skell Disease

A disease, usually fatal, that is transmitted by filthy non bill paying Skells that live in vacant buildings in ghetto crime ridden areas of major cities.

Don't go near that Skell you'll catch a Skell Disease
You can catch a Skell Disease by just looking at that nasty Skell.

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