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A vagina.
Open up that Flesh Envelope and get ready for my pork sword.
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Another more innocent, term for "bitch", or "a bitch" originates from French culture. Can be used in all the same forms "bitch" can.
That TV is Fruityenvelopin'! Quit being such a fruity envelope and get in the car! I see you've got a new pet; what a lovely little Fruity Envelope.
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When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope.
Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me tired and lazy.
Mandrake: you forgot Fat
Jose: At least I don't have envelope titties...Sandra!
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A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
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The act of stoking a fire of high hopes that will burn faster than your dreams shattering when your dad left.
I hear Qualtrics is giving everyone the black envelopes.
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An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
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A sex act in which one person is tied to a bed and a sheet with strategically-cut holes placed over them, through which a second person has sex with them.
"Looks like it's time to buy new sheets. The wife and I were really pushing the envelope last night."
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