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If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.
THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
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It's when you shove a dildo in your mouth down to your throat until you get used to it when doing oral sex
"He didn't have to do vocal exercise because he had no gag reflex."
makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side
exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.
When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.
My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
strawberry took a damn jog at the park doing his daily sun exercise and immediately realized he was getting burnt as hell.