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When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.
Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!
Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.
I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.
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The lead singer of the Gaslight Anthem who thinks he is the next Bruce Springsteen. He got the name "Gaslight" because Bruce used to play his gigs at the gaslight club. He is always talking about Springsteen in his interviews, plays a telecaster, and emulates bruce and it's really annoying...Their both douchebags in my opinion..His songs are good, but he's like The Game (rapper) because he is always name dropping or stealing lines from previous artists' songs. His mouth is really tiny and he needs braces...he tends to sit cross legged while playing acoustic guitar and wears tight pants and vans slip on shoes with no socks. He also wears the same hats springsteen wore in the 70s and flannel shirts. Nonetheless, he's got great talent and will go far with his band if they stay punk rock if their next album becomes pop then they will lose a ton of fans especially here in Jersey. Hopefully Brian won't be a sell out like his idol. My cousin knows Benny and that cat is awesome. Check out Spiro Agnew on myspace.
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The hottest talk show host.
Jimmy Fallon is one of the most precious humans in this world.
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When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.
Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."
Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
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a fan of jimmy fallon, host of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. see falpal
i saw a jimmy fallon stan on twitter today. their fandom so pure.
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The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.
Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.
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"What's that pickle chin ass lookin thing?"
It's a cormac fallon