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when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy
I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos
The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.
"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"
The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.
Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.
one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!
A colloquial term used for the rectum, colon, poopchute, etc.
My fecal depot is overstocked. I need to get a shipment out right away.
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The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.
Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.
Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."
Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"
Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."
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Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.
Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!
He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
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