Microsoft minute

A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).

"Say, Benny! How long is it gonna take for this program to install?"
"Well Garrison, it says here just 3 more Microsoft minutes. You never know with those Microsoft minutes, though. It could be another six hours... but if we're lucky it'll only last one!"

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fifteen minutes

A proverbial period of time for one's short-lived fame.

This band's fifteen minutes are just about up because nobody listens to them anymore.

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Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

luke minute

1 luke minute is the equivalent of 587,296 years. 60 of these would make one luke hour, which 24 luke hours is the average day for a luke fizzuregerald..

Chadston: Yo tryna hop on?
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.

Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga

Moroccan minute

Considered to be far longer than the normal time-span of 60 seconds that most countries agree to.

*2 hours later*

Katie: "Er, i thought you said you'd be a minute?"

Abdou: "...Yeahh, a Moroccan minute."

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Fat minute

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.

Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.

Krista minute

A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.

I said I'd be there in a minute but i really meant a Krista minute.