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love it here

a term people use when they are in a relationship normally when they are really in love

Keem: baby we finna be six months

Jenna: love it here

by forbidden fruit1 April 2, 2020

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


not up in here

not in this area, not in this building or club

*drunk white chick starts danceing on the table*
Huge black bouncer:AWW HELL NO, NOT UP IN HERE.

by snowgoon895 June 23, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


wool here

"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.

It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.

Beautiful woman walks into the room
"Wool here!"
Everyone discretely looks over

by hardhatchatter March 9, 2012

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


here hold this

phrase that signifies someone is about to *metaphorically* either get knifed, handed a bomb or be completely anhialated or blown away in some competitive sport, game, duel or race. Not typically delivered in a friendly way or said in jest, more threatening and menacing like, hold on to this fucker or, watch this while I go deal with this fucker. If Jack Reacher asks you to hold his toddler for example. Now you know things are not good for someone

drunk teenagers: hah hah hold my beer while I shoot this firework into the woods man
park ranger from behind: you guys know fireworks are illegal in the high risk burn area right?! Can I see your drivers license
teenagers: sure sure hold on don’t get your trousers knotted

second park ranger on the scene in off road vehicle: here hold this hands kid flashlight while he takes him to the ground

by williet hughnot November 30, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i'm not here for that

"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.

Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.

by primadonis January 26, 2014

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Here's the problem...

A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).

Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!

~Hotel Mario

by silver40596 February 9, 2009

27πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Tear Here

A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.

It never works.

(Bag): Tear here ->
(You): *Trying to tear* "God dammit."

by God_Hand March 11, 2009

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž