A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.
Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."
A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple
Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl
A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
Look its french fry what a retard. Kys
A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a
Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!