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A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.
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one of the greatest pleasures known to man, , seriously i could suck on them all day long and i wouldn´t bother, now i´ve only touched a girls breast around once in my life and it was amazing ... so D e l i g h t f u l ... u know ...
"when bitches get horny
niggas die
you need to go back to the OG penitentiary days and start jacking off again" -2pack
-btw that chick right there has got some nice "fat fucking milkers" you should invite her for dinner or something
fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover
Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck
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FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary
FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus
Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard
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One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.
ur a fat fucking retard and you should kill yourself because nobody likes you
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He’s fat and wants to be a fuck boy he’s trying and girls will be his friend to pity him but in reality he just wants some fuck and is fat
“Dave tried to smash Katy last night” “he such a fat fuck boy”
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when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.
lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)
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