How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.
"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"
the best rust clan ever FUMP
basically means you agree to whatever the other person is saying
-person 1 "hey! where is your base"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.
It's when someone tries to high five you and you give them and fist bump them instead
I tried to high five Gonzales but he fumped me instead