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How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017


Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster March 25, 2016


Fump

the best rust clan ever FUMP

basically means you agree to whatever the other person is saying

-person 1 "hey! where is your base"

-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"

-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"

by fump_yope July 12, 2022


Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” April 23, 2018


Fump

Retard

This guy is being a fump

by GrumpyFumpy December 4, 2020


Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 4, 2020


Fump

It's when someone tries to high five you and you give them and fist bump them instead

I tried to high five Gonzales but he fumped me instead

by Fumpking October 20, 2018