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A fold in the crotch of girls jeans that pops up when they sit down. The resulting image looks as if the girl has a small but erect penis in their jeans.
This fold shows up because the zipper of the jeans remains somewhat stiff while the denim wrinkles tightly when the fabric is compressed from sitting.
The same fold appears on men's jeans as well, however it is common to see humps in the crotch region of a male. Special note is taken when it happens to a female.
Jill: Lizzy! What's that in your jeans?!
Lizzy: Oh, that's just my genie weenie.
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1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"
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Its the term for a genies genitals.
I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!
a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.
genius = genie arse
originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
"Dude you pulled that from a genie's arse!"
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Using Alcohol to help the process of getting ass at the end of the night.
Game Genie is to Nintendo as Alcohol is to Hooking Up.
Mike: How was your night?
Chris: Great, I got a steak dinner and I didn't even have to use Game Genie.
Mike: Real Nice!
Chris: You gonna try and hook up with that girl?
Mike: Yeah, but I think I'm going to have to Game Genie that first.
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Female singer Christina Aguilera.
Her hit single "Genie in a bottle" from her first album "Christina Aguilera".
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