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Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
Omg gerbils are adorable, they are like IMMORTAL hamsters.
A gay male who is hairy, short, a top, likes running on his wheel, and is always hungry for a nut in his cheeks
Hey man, I want you to gerbil me
an asshole,or any other insult you'd like. Has nothing to do with gerbil.
1) v. The act of eating food at such a high rate that a large portion of the food intended for consumption gets dropped on the floor.
2) v. 'Gerbiling' can also be extended to dropping generally anything you touch on the floor in extreme cases
"Damn Travis, you've dropped so much food on my floor. Are you even eating?"
"Hey! Gerbiling is a debilitating illness. Do you know how little I actually eat?"
"I do, seeing as I could make a meal out of what you've dropped."
When a man with a small penis inserts a legless hairless gerbil into his rectum for enjoyment.
Charles is a gerbiler, Lew likes to help him.
When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole
I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.