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A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.
Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.
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The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.
Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
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A girl that you care about very much and she cares about you too but for some reason, past experiences etc. She is too terrified to commit to being your "Girlfriend". You are exclusive, you do most of the things you would do with a "Girlfriend" just don't sport the title yet.
Who was that beautiful girl you were with at the movies last night? That was Nat, she's my "not-Girlfriend".
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A girl you deeply care about and act like you're dating and everyone THINKS your dating but due to personal or outward forces/choices, you currently can't be boyfriend/girlfriend, but you like to act like you are half the time snuggle-wise.
Tara is totally in love with Justin, but she's eighteen and he's sixteen and she knows his mom will get her arrested, so she's his not-girlfriend.
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the one the boy worked so hard to get
without looking like a drooling pig staring at her beautiful body
but decided to act like she didnt like him at first
just to see how much he really thought he loved her
GIRLS: don't be so cruel!!
i really dont understand how someone could get pleasure
out of someones pain
a good girlfriend should try her BEST not to be a bitch.
Boy: Sorry can you say that again?
Girl: oh my fucking jesus!! why the fuck do i always have to repeat everything to you?? holy fuck. god- jesus. you're such a dumbass.
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A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.
(The girl leaves the room)
Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?
Matt: Yes.
Melanie: What do you do for a living?
Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.
Aisha: What car do you drive?
Matt: Dodge Nitro.
(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)
Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
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A term used to describe the less than desirable things that your girlfriend does.
eg: Whining, bitching, complaining
Joe: Dude, you look pissed. What's up?
Bob: It's Sara. She wont stop complaining about how hard her new school is. Her Girlfriending is driving me insane!
Joe: Buddy, that's lame. Drink?
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