Random
Source Code
Random
Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."
This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname
Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.
Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.
Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.
Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!
Bob: That is true. Go Colts!
82👍 8👎
glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!
A more perky type of goth, (predominately female.) Their look usually includes gemstones, brighter colors (pink is very popular), and of course a lot of glitter. Look out for black outfits and unaturally colored hair, false eyelashes, decorative make up, or wigs. Closely connected with babydoll goth.
62👍 7👎
A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.
Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".
Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"
Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
35👍 3👎
The Snap! Glitter! is an expression used to convey several different emotions and feelings. It is primarily used to express joy or extreme happiness. It punctuates the end of a sentence to add a nice little extra sassafrass to your conversation. It's also used to express just your general sassiness when someone pisses you off. It is accompanied by the snap of a hand and the poof of a glitter with your hand. You have artistic license here.
"Honey, these shoes are on sale and they are just my size! Snap! Glitter!"
"These martinis are delicious, darling. Snap! Glitter!"
"When you sign my paycheck then I'll listen to you. Snap! Glitter!, bitch!"
"I'll cut you. Snap! Glitter!"
When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received
Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!
To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
9👍 -1👎