Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

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sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

Gomer the Domer

Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.

Angie Gomez is such a Gomer the Domer.

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gomer pile

A pile of gomer.

A weirdo.
A silly and awkward person.

Look at that gomer pile with the goofy raincoat!

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Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.

Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.

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gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

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Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

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