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Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
when you have sex for breakfast lunch and dinner all with different females
Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)
I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!
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While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
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A North-Central Missouri statement
To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”
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A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."
"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"
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While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.
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