Grief Buffet

(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

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Grief grease

Tears used for cranking it

We're not together anymore so I used all of my grief grease to launch a hearty wad

Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.

Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .

Grief Dropper

Someone who randomly drops sad news or grief on another person

Kyle: Hey man John what's up
John: Hey man...
John: So tell me why my whole family just died in a house fire bro?
Kyle: that's called being grief dropper you can't just say that so randomly bro..

Pussy griefing

When you have rough sex with women to stretch their vagina for the sake of ruining another mans pleasure

I absolutely ruined this ladys pussy last night just to ruin the pleasure for the next man that has sex with her and I call that pussy griefing

Talking grief

Talking Smack to another person or about another person

Man Jace was fighting Michael cuz he was talking grief bout Jace girl.