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Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009


Hairy Surprise

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

by The Real Clive August 30, 2009


Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 8, 2010


Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017


hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. July 31, 2013


hairy monkeyvitis

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011


Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018