The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.
I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.
A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.
a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.
Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.
The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.
That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.
someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.
"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"
When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody
I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!