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the one day of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
"she looks like a slut"
"yeah but its halloween and her costume is fetch!"
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1. The second greatest holiday in the world.
2. One of the best horror films of all time.
"Do you believe in the Boogeyman?"
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The one day out of the whole 365 days for girl of america to dress up as slutty as they can and not not care. Basicly a competition of "whos more slutty".
Guy one: god i love halloween.
Guy two: why?
Guy one: LOOK AT THEM
Guy two: yeah, i got a boner off of that one chick. i give her a 9/10
Guy one: yeah.. basicly.
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1. the cheap holiday the gives little kids the opportunity to blackmail others into giving candy
2. the chezzy holiday that gives parents an excuse to embarress their kids even more by dressing like freaks
3. an excuse for teenage girls to dress like whores, go to parties, get drunk, and get undressed in public
1. i'm going to be Spongebob Quarepants for halloween! trick or Treat!
2. Parents: I'm dressingup like Oprah his year!
3. Slutz: I'm gonna be a playboy bunny! like, ohmigod!
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That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!
Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"
"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"
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Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.
person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?
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good, old fashioned fun halloween times. doing something halloween related. no weird sexual stuff, just grab your pals and go halloweening.
the two kids decided to go halloweening because the new halloween store opened up
he hadn't halloweened in a long time and was feeling those spooky withdrawals
halloweening isn't for weenies
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