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Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.
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a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.
Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.
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An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
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To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.
Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."
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Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc
Refers to people who are able-bodied
Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.
I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.
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Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.
"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."
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The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.
Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.
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