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It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.
I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.
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A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
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When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.
Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.
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Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
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When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
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A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
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a girl who gives hand jobs out like it is her job
"Gena is being a total hand job factory tonight."
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