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You stick your dick into one girl's unclean ass, then pull it out and put it into a whale, or fat bitch's ass and then walk away. Must be done during a threesome
Did you hear about Jimmy? He pulled a stinky harpoon last night
Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad
me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii
you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch
That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.
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The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.
DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!
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an undefined afghan male with purple hair
toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii
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A currency of around one hundred dollars (give or take a few dollars) since few people ever carry an exact amount of change in their pockets at all times.
"How many harpoons you got on you?"
or
"I'd do it for a couple of harpoons"
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