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A person who performs an orgasm harvest.
Physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple orgasms from a woman because men usually need to rest between orgasms.
One theory behind why a person would be an orgasm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sluts.
One theory explaining why some men in particular would be an orgasm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have sex, he pleasures the hell out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
Jack: You missed one hell of a party. Throughout the night, Jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. She must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
Jim: Wow, talk about your orgasm harvester.
Candy: Lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
Sarah: I disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an orgasm harvester.
Candy: That's hot.
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The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.
Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?
Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.
Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.
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a crazy festival where thousands of people get together to trip balls and smoke alot of pot.
"man, i went to Harvest Fest last weekend, and i tripped my fucking balls off! LITERALLY! LOOK NO BALLS, MA!"
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A very unclean butthole with some residue around its opening
Her ass was firm and round but I was turned oof by her Harvest Moon
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A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.
Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.
Don't date her, she is a combine harvester
1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.
1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!
2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.
to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease
Lindsey "herpes harvester" Lohan