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the most comfortable clothes you will ever find
man wat you wearing?
track sweats!
track sweats....really...
there holt track sweats!
ohhh then omg they r so chic!
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School of mark ass niggas who not on nun
“ I’m from Holt High School & Ima beat his ass when I see bro “
1. Seen bro nun.
2. Knows where bro live nun.
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pidge is the green paladin and pilot of the green lion from voltron: legendary defender. she has short dirty-blonde hair, brown eyes, and glasses. she disguised herself as a boy so she could get into an elite space school called the galaxy garrison in order to hack into their systems and discover encrypted information about the mission to a planet called kerberos that her dad and brother had been a part of. the news reports said everyone had died but the information she found after hacking the school's system said otherwise. they kicked her out of the school under her birth name, katie holt, after she was caught hacking once. she changed her name to pidge, the nickname her brother had given her, to get back into the galaxy garrison as someone else. pidge is a smol bean, an icon, a legend, and a badass. she's also a pretty good pilot.
person 1 - pidge gunderson / katie holt is my favorite paladin of voltron!
person 2 - i like keith the best.
person 1 - that emo headass?
A high school in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska where the only foreign exchange student in the state can fuck the superintendents daughter. Instead of driving normal cars to school the students prefer to drive their alcoholic dads tractor. The school is trying to scrape the dip spit off the hallways. Most graduates grow up to be live at home kids.
Guy: yeah I'm a pretty big fucking deal(rips horseshoe of dip out of his deteriorated gums)
Girl: oh yeah, what do you do?
Guy: I went to west holt high school
Girl: I've always wanted a guy with a racecar bed in his parents house.
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They are very sexy and nice, and will care about you forever even if you do something to hurt them
Girl A. Man I need a Logan holt
Girl B. You just found one *looking at the attractive male*
A child declared at birth as gay due to certain star signs. This child would most likely try to hide his gayness but do not be fooled. He is a dangerous 14/10 on the gayness meter
Gary: " yo this kid in my class is so fuckin gay bruv but he's trying to hide it"
Joe: "bro that's Ollie Holt. U better stay away from him. He's 14/10 on the gayness meter"
Gary: "oh shit"
An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.