what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.

Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles

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burn hoof

When you go so fast you make the other team shit there pants

When your muckin barn down in the corner you just gotta BURN HOOF and put some nuggies in his huggies

puss on the hoof

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

elk hoof

the man's version of the "camel toe"

elk hoof, two o'clock

Hoof

Noun. Can be used as verb (hoofin). Similar to beef. Means trash talk or to have problems with someone, or wanting to kill them. Invented by the East Coast gang J-Unit, used in their famous freestyles.

Nigga why you be hoofin, son, I'm bout to lay yo ass down.

Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.

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hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

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Hoof Head

Someone who looks like a barnyard animal or has some sort of animal like quality.

Look at you hoof hand, Hoof Head!!