Usually the result of a hangover, a hot mess can be described as the diahrea or abnormal bowel movements you have the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
"Where's chris?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom makin' a hot mess"
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Someone who is just Drunk and you trully can't understand a word they say and eventually pass out and sometimes they can crap in the pants or throw up
Sandy- Girl, Gina looks pretty wasted.
Susy- Yup, she drank alot.
Gina- Hicup! hey ladies muchachas Pprrrr Estoy Pedo..Pr.
Sandy- Gina your a HOt mess.
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When you usually do not care about your appearance yet you are still attractive
Damn, that girl Tiffany always looks like a hot mess!
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Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.
My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.
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A Hot Mess is something good. Used by celeb Paris Hilton, its used to describe something great that is about to happen, like an event or something your going to buy.
Jen: You Going To The Party Tonight?
Tim: Yeah! It's Gonna Be A Hot Mess!
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Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.
Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."
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