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To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.
We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.
We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.
When you squat on the box at the back of the toilet and try and shit
I just did a box hover and missed
to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.
Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.
The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.
Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover
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An obnoxiously overprotective mother
A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.
I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.
I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother
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(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
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Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.
There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.
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