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One who roams solo like a nomad but also works with packs of others in order to gain the momentum that’s needed to succeed in life while achieving happiness at the same time while always staying on the grind
I have a business meeting in Ibiza to possibly open a new beach club so now is the time when I need my Hyena Hustle behavior to kick in with full speed ahead.
The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
Jacking Off very loudly in public spaces
See Sal over there he is Killing The Hyena
Someone who instigates a problem or troublesome event, and then quickly leaves or runs off before it can be resolved, leaving other people to handle it. Normally, This is done out of a sense of amusement, usually only to the benefit of the offender.
Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.
"Johnny told my girlfriend I was having an affair with one of my coworkers, then ran off laughing before I could say anything!"
"What a Haulass Hyena."
A gay man that only has sex with a woman if her penis is bigger than his.
A woman with a penis (especially if it's larger than her partners)
Plural- a couple that looks hetero, but is actually a gay man and a Trans woman or crossdresser.
Him: Hey, didn't I see Jake with Samantha at the work function? I thought he wasn't into girls.
Her: He's not, he's a hyena, Samantha used to be called Samuel back in highschool.
Him: Ahhh, so Sam's...
Her: uh huh, it's kinda like Bears, Otters, and twinks.
A mother who celebrates Father's Day. Female hyenas have a mock penis, hence the inspiration for the term. Hyena women hoard accolades and parental holidays dedicated to men despite ironically having poor taste in men, which is often why their kids don't have fathers to begin with. Typically applies almost exclusively to African-American single mothers with children born out of wedlock who entertain the idea of being celebrated on Father's Day, but can be used for any other race of woman(even though other women seldom claim a man's accolades when they chose poorly in the first place).
All these hyenas are coming out of the woodwork on Father's Day.