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The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
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The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?
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the three most difficult words to say and when you say them, it always seems too late
Rose: I love you
Ten: ...quite right too. And I suppose if it's my last chance to say it Rose Tyler I--
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boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say.
boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.
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Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
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The most heart warming words you can ever hear. Words that are usually hard to believe and used as a joke but once you find the THAT person, when they say those three words every other thought just goes away.
Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.
Riley: i love you baby
Helena: i love you too
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The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.
“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”