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The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.
Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.
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Thats when you kick the door in and duct tap everyone in the house. you proceed to ask were you keep the doe. then pop shots till they snitch.
yo son we got on some straight up home invasion shit and robbed all them byrds.
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This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.
If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'
'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
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Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show of 10 talented men and women of all races and sexuality to see if they can all live under one roof for 1 whole month without judgment and secrets.
Executive Producer Jamario, Kentrelle, and owners/CEO's current project and business Social Invasion LLC
Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show And What You Keep In The Dark Always Comes To Light
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The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.
"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."
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The wave of revolutionary American rock bands influxing into England and calling for the overthrow of the British government.
yeah... come on... it's the American Invasion,yeah!!!!!
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The result of Putin fucking around in the country since he was inaugurated. But in all seriousness, this a
is a very depressing event. Even their president has taken up arms and might not be alive in 24 hours.
Bro have you seen the invasion of ukraine?
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