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A small anal insertable white box.
Primary use is to make pretentious individuals feel that they are cool.
Flaws
- Anal insertable
- Prime target for muggers
- Makes wankers even wankier
- Expensive
- Battery life expectancy shorter than that of a dead pig
"Wow this iPod fits in my ass!!! "
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An extremely popular high-capacity digital music player approximately the size of a deck of playing cards, first hitting the market in the early 2000's. Often the target of praise by those who have them and ridicule by those who are jealous and/or belligerent fans of other audio companies.
Tool: "Dude, DUDE...ipods suck LOL!!!!! IRIVER 4EVAH!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE"
Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."
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Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket
I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!
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A high maintenance chick who is popular and slightly more attractive than average who requires an unreasonable amount of money, and time, but in the end; she will do all of the same stuff, bitch about the same things, and put you through the same crap any normal chick would. The worst part is that after she gets only about a year older, you'll dump her to the curb and go out in search for a younger more popular chick with the same qualities as the original chick with a few more public blowjobs than the first.
Guy A: Dude how ur date with (random name) went?
Guy B: I don't wanna be with her. She's such an iPod.
Guy A: How?
Guy B: After buying her flowers and paying her way thru a movie, dinner, and the fair, she wanted me to take her clothes shopping the next day out of MY pocket. Then she got pissed off with me and called me a poor loser with no money after telling me I wasn't gonna get any from her when i said no.
Guy A: Damn what a bitch. That sucks.
Everyone hates it...but we all still own one =\
I don't even know why I have an iPod...
-an amazing device that holds every song i may crave at any given moment.
-highly stereotyped as a fashion accesory.
-ipods rock, you don't
"i use my ipod everyday, questions?"
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Trust me,im a proud suburban loser/geek,and have no plans to be "popular" and i must say a 30 gig ipod is very much underrated for its value for the money. Most 299 dollars players lack video capability (with the exception of iRivers new flash players,which are very nice too and cheaper then ipod,but hold much less,but those are nano fighters) All mp3 players break and get scratched up,but the batteries really do suck with ipods. Sound quality is also very good,as long as you dont use apples lousy stock earbuds,which is the status symbol of the ipod generation. Thats why i use etymotics,not stock. when it comes to sound quality,ease of use, and overall value,the ipod is a good player that gets a bad name by the stock earbud wearing posers who make the less image concerned immediately look over the ipod. While iriver,creative,archos,etc etc happen to make very good mp3 players, the ipod is just as good as any of these,and at 299 for a 30 gig player with video capability(you can get freeware to rip dvds straight on to the device),the ipod is actually a good overall value ruined by its MTV image.
If apple would just add an FM tuner and a built in voice recorder to thier ipod,they would actually have the perfect player.
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