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Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
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Let's go smoke some Jim The Janitor behind the bleachers
Persons sole job is to clean the cum up inside and out of a frequently fucked pussy everytime it's fucked by anybody other than her mate!
I wanna be your pussy janitor if u allow me?
A best friend that can be met through college. Someone who will later on could be your future co-worker, hence the name "Highlands Janitor" they're too worthy to be a janitor. They can also be offered Granola Bars and if you want, can also invite them to your dorms, that's if your college has dorms. One should be REALLY careful when meeting a Highlands Janitor, they can do some weird things. Weird sexual things while at it as well. See also best friend or sex offender
Ralph: Hey Highlands Janitor, you want a granola bar?
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
Buying from someone you trusted who grabbles naturally to collect for himself your soul ; the price of your sins, weaknesses and addictions .
You're doin' great kid! You're showin' some hootspa! You'll be a soul-janitor for sure!
when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!