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runs from ocean county, to long beach island, to cape may. AC, OC, WW, CM. it is a place that is very impossible to stay at becuz all of south jersey owns the shore houses. good place to find hot jersey girls during the summer. people also go there on memorial day weekenend and then someoone ends up getting jumped, drunk or dead from a gangfight.
Atlantic City sucks and Ocean City is the place to be.
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jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.
ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night
MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly
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Giving your partner a golden shower while fist bumping.
Danny gave me the best Jersey Shore the other day!
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A show that's actually really funny if you take time to watch a few episodes! I used to bash it to before I actually WATCHED it (wow what a concept), and now it's my favorite show.
If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.
jersey shore phrases:
"Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah!"
"It's t-shirt tiiimeee! T-shirt time! T-shirt tiiimeee!"
"If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro!"
"CABS ARE HEAH!"
"Come at be bro!"
"I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm."
"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."
"I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors!"
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Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.
i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.
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Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".
Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.
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A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.
Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?
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