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Ass, arse, booty, bum, butt... Kardashian.
Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
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This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
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A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.
Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...
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Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?
Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?
Guy2: Haha palm trees
Guy 1: What?
Plastic model-type on their Insta, bridge troll in real life. Doesn’t fathom the difference. You wouldn’t envy them in person. Probably blame their momager.
She was such a kardashian, I almost threw up.
The restaurant should’ve been named kardashian, best viewed in low-light.
Zoom meeting full of kardashians, weird angles and filters.
She was cute til I met her in person, she kardashianed me.
a white woman who is into black men
i am not a kardashian so i only date white men
what you would use to mop the floor a janitors mop bucket aka girl friend
hay girl come i need you to clean my dance floor. keep in mind this is after a party never ever try watching keeping up with the kardashians