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A cruddy singer. Her voice is always fixed with autotune and sounds terrible live. A lady gaga wanna be. All she sings about is beer, getting drunk, and acting like a slut. She is trashing the minds of thousands of American children with her no good, shitty music. Her parents must be so proud...
(Ke$ha playing on the radio with fixed autotune voice) "We are who we are...."
Guy: "Change the station! Turn that shit off!"
Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING!"
(guy goes and breaks the radio)
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Mid-Twenties drug addict who sucks at singing. Simply unbearable to listen to. Shitty excuse for pop sensation. Ke$ha- Almost like a little girl singing in the shower.
She is so Ke$ha
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The past tense of the verb to 'ke$hafy' meaning to make something alike or pertaining to Ke$ha that otherwise would have no connection to Ke$ha.
Girl: Dude, I totally just Ke$hafied my cat! She is COVERED in glitter!
Guy: Aw, Man! That sounds awesome. I wanna Ke$hafy my dog!!!
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The act of randomly tossing glitter on an unsuspecting or unaware person. Works best if the victim is damp from sweat, poolwater, etc. as the glitter tends to stick for days this way. Named for the pop star Ke$ha, whose affinity for glitter is spelled out in nearly every song she sings.
When Rani got off the waterslide, I was waiting with a tube of blue glitter and Ke$habombed her big time. She'll be sparkling blue for a week!!
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The sum of Taylor Swift + Alcohol
What do you get when you mix Taylor Swift and Alcohol?
ke$ha !!!
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The newest addition to the line of auto tune whores in the pop music industry. Basically all of Ke$ha's songs recycle one general idea, which is getting drunk and partying. Her songs have been edited so many times that you can barely recognize her real voice. Think of her as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton all combined into one mega slut.
Me: Ke$ha is a talentless whore, auto tone made her famous. I hope that bitch quits acting like a drunk whore and gets a real job.
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American singer who acts like a whore, dresses like a whore, sings about being a whore... need I say more?
Ke$ha: Because being a skank has never been so fashionable...
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